by Ray Stovall
Dream #1
My fiance, Ray, dreamed that he had Soul Eater rune and teamed up with Flik; they were looking for the 108 Stars in our world.
It turned out three of our friends- Jason, Lucky, & CT- were Stars. Strangely, they found out that Ray's ex-girlfriend #1 was a star. My fiance, though he "hates her fucking guts," and Flik went to her factory to recruit her anyway.
Ray went in while Flik waited outside. Flik was dressed just like in the game only he had borrowed Ray's green-tinted Lennon sunglasses. Oddly, the workers at the factory didn't even notice how differently he was dressed.
He went in and chatted with her. She thought he was asking her for a date, because he wanted to explain it all to her during lunch break. When he told her it wasn't a date, but he wanted to talk to her about something important, she whined about him wasting her lunch break. He smarted off, saying "Why don't you fucking cry about it?!" Well, she declined to join after that.
Ray went back out and told Flik she wouldn't join. Flik grabbed him by the collar, screaming "Damn it man! We need her so we can beat" some monster. Turned out, they didn't need the bitch anyway. They beat the monster themselves.
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Dream #2
Ray and Flik were sparring with shinai behind his house. Flik was showing him some techniques for using a sword. Viktor arrived and started talking to Flik. With his back turned to him, Ray charged at him.
Viktor: "Is he showing any signs of improvement?"
Just before the shinai touched Flik, a lightning bolt zapped Ray and he rolled down the hill.
Flik: "Define improvement."
Ray unsteadily climbed up the hill, smoke curling from his charred body.
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Dream #3
They went to visit ex-girlfriend #2, who was a substitute Star for #1. She worked at Wal-mart. This time, Flik decided to go inside and keep an eye on Ray. They chatted. When Ray would smart off, Flik politely zapped him in the ass to shut him up.
During the conversation, she smarted off and Ray tried to use Soul Eater on her. Flik talked him out of it arguing, "I don't need her to join; I just need her to be there!" She got mad because they made her late for break and left to go to bathroom. They snuck in and tazered her magic-style. They snuck her out the back and put her in a cage at Ray's house, which is home base.
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Dream #4
In the very last dream Ray went to City Financing, the company he got his car loan from, to borrow $5000. He got the loan and bought Clive two pump-action shotguns.
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WebMistress' Comments
And do you want to know where I was during all this? At home? Being eaten by ravenous coyotes? Who knows?! My fiance decided he didn't want me to know because he didn't want me to get hurt. Give me a fucking break!
I hate that I-don't-want-my-girlfriend-to-get-hurt-so-I-won't-tell-her bullshit! I can understand if the girlfriend is a whiny, wimpy, prep-type girl who bawls her eyes out at the sign of a mouse. But I'm not one of those! And, yes, I know it's just a dream, but it still irritates the hell outta me.
And you know what? If the roles were reversed and I was the rune holder, I know he'd bitch at me for not telling him.
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